Is it wrong that I wait until the last second to pull the stop cord on the bus, because someone else, who needs the same stop, is going to pull it first? I don't think so. No, It's efficiency. If I touch that pull cord I have to wash my hands, which wouldn't be good because I would have already ritually washed my hands before leaving work, which would just make my hands dryer, which would just lead to them cracking and bleeding. And I can't have that, now can I?
Also, I might get the *Honk-a-virus from touching that filthy pull-cord.
*Honk-a-virus: contracted when shopping at Honk's dollar store in Logan . "Always an adventure, always one dollar."