Brain Lint- Celebrity American Idol

I think it would be a good idea to have celebrities try out for American Idol. I sure would like to see Stephen Hawking roll* in and have Simon tell him he's "a bit pitchy."




*Pun intended

"Not to fifty!"

I bought a new xbox, which is good, because whenever I used to put a disc in my old xbox, it sounded like the dude in princess bride, when they hooked him up to the torture machine.

Brain lint 7/6/10 -A good job interview question to ask a potential employee

You come upon a clown, who is sad. He has pie strewn across his face. Clearly, he has been the butt of what has long since been his own joke, played on unsuspecting circus-goers. Do you,
A: Console him by singing a clown-lullaby
B: Laugh, as most people surely would, at the sheer irony of it all, or
C: offer a novelty clown-handkerchief, to the clown, who begins to wipe the pie remains off his face, only to reveal that it is a gag handkerchief, and squirts ink, to your utter delight, and his dismay?