Brain lint 4/28/10

Today, I was watching the discovery channel on TV and wanted my wife to see, so I called her on the phone from the other room because she couldn't hear me yelling for her, and I didn't want to get up. Also, that wasn't the first time I've called her on the phone from the next room. Yes, seriously.

Brain lint 4/21/10

Today, at work, I spent a good ten minutes explaining to a customer what an apostrophe was, after they attempted describing to me what they thought was "An upside-down comma that you put on the top of the word." If people get any dumber, I may have to defect to another planet.

Brain lint 4/18/10

I noticed that whenever I have to go to Dictionary.com to look up a word, I have to clear my browsing history. If someone saw all those cookies of words I have looked up, they'd think I'm pretty freaking stupid. Of course I know what ubiquitous means...