Chinese food

A few years ago, Sam and I were ordering Chinese food, and when they asked what name to put it under, she told them Loveless. (We weren't yet married at the time) When we came to pick up the food, we told them the them it was under, and the Chinese man behind the counter got a really confused look on his face, and said "Ruvress? Why... you... cohw yoursef... Ruvress? Nobody rike you?"