Accio Brain Lint!

I was taking my end-of-chapter test in my textbook today, when I noticed that someone had written the answers in already. To me, this was a lot like "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince." Except in that book, all the answers were perfectly correct, and, according to the test results, whoever wrote in mine was a complete tard.

Sam's Club

Samantha says that I'm like a tornado, because I come in and disrupt when she is trying to do homework. But I disagree. I don't think that going in there, pretending like I'm a mime, and trying to search out her candy stash, isn't anything like a tornado.

Socks to be me

I always tell Samantha that the socks she wears are for babies. She always thinks I'm full of crap. Today I'll demonstrate that the size of her socks is significantly smaller than mine. See that? Baby socks. And yes, I really did put socks into the scanner.

Common Sense, and Sensibility

Today, Sam told me that I sometimes have a lack of common sense. I sputtered off in a rant of objection. However, the whole time, I couldn't help but remember how I frequently put the cereal in the refrigerator, and the milk in the cupboard.