Brain lint 8/24/10

When I want to feel like I've won something, I like to put a 20 into the vending machine at work. Sure, everyone in the break room looks at me while the quarters fly, but deep down, they just want to be winners, too. So I just let them look.

Note: This is the top most satisfying thing I do at work, next to using the COPY stamp, and pressing the START button on the fax machine.

The doctors will say it's a "Curious Case."

I have come to the conclusion, that when I check out, my death will be sure to arouse suspicion and intrigue. I have also come to the conclusion, that the medical staff who performs my autopsy will find that the cause of my death could very well be attributed to the 3 hour sitting in which I watched Benjamin Button. I don't know why, but I'm pretty sure there's a smooth spot in my brain where there should be "smart" wrinkles. I could be wrong about all of this, but I'm pretty sure I'm not.

Brain lint - 8/3/10

I realized how tired I was today when I got home, and attempted to open my front door with the remote control to my car. *facepalm*

Brain Lint-Habits

I believe in using the knife I cut cheese with to also apply mayo and mustard to my sandwich. I also believe in never dirtying more knives than I'm willing to clean later on.